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Man. Just. With the. And then. And. Man.
Wow.
If they ran the second season and just called it "The Al Show" I swear I would fucking watch it. Cocksuckers.
Or they could call it "Alma and the Whores."
Wow. So when does Season 2 start - cause I might have to get HBO.
Episode 11-12 could also be called "When Sol and Seth decided to fuck some girls"
Aww - they are trying to separate. Boys, boys, boys - that would just be unwise. Trust me.
Still - Seth finds Sol fucking Trixie and he makes a beeline for Al's and hits the liquor hard. Then he has to apologize to Sol for being an ass - Sol has to keep Seth from killing Alma's daddy and then Seth is so outta sorts he decides to sleep with Alma and be the town's sheriff.
Who's your daddy, now?
Poor Seth - darlin' if you walk around town looking like the sheriff and talking like the sheriff and acting like the sheriff and saying "Now y'all - I don't want to be the sheriff" no one is gonna ever fucking believe you. Cocksucker.
I mean - every year I am like - "oh, don't worry about my birthday and don't make a fuss and why I don't need any gifts at all, it just isn't important" and hell I don't mean it. I want a people to make a fuss and gimme presents and I'm all passive-aggressively hurt when they don't, so Seth baby - I hear you. I understand where you are coming from and I am here to tell you that of course we want you to be Prom Queen - I mean Sheriff. We all agree that you've pretty much been that since you rolled into town. Seth - you are important to us and you matter. Now go sit on the porch with Sol.
Momma's gotta go see Al about a horse.
Wow.
If they ran the second season and just called it "The Al Show" I swear I would fucking watch it. Cocksuckers.
Or they could call it "Alma and the Whores."
Wow. So when does Season 2 start - cause I might have to get HBO.
Episode 11-12 could also be called "When Sol and Seth decided to fuck some girls"
Aww - they are trying to separate. Boys, boys, boys - that would just be unwise. Trust me.
Still - Seth finds Sol fucking Trixie and he makes a beeline for Al's and hits the liquor hard. Then he has to apologize to Sol for being an ass - Sol has to keep Seth from killing Alma's daddy and then Seth is so outta sorts he decides to sleep with Alma and be the town's sheriff.
Who's your daddy, now?
Poor Seth - darlin' if you walk around town looking like the sheriff and talking like the sheriff and acting like the sheriff and saying "Now y'all - I don't want to be the sheriff" no one is gonna ever fucking believe you. Cocksucker.
I mean - every year I am like - "oh, don't worry about my birthday and don't make a fuss and why I don't need any gifts at all, it just isn't important" and hell I don't mean it. I want a people to make a fuss and gimme presents and I'm all passive-aggressively hurt when they don't, so Seth baby - I hear you. I understand where you are coming from and I am here to tell you that of course we want you to be Prom Queen - I mean Sheriff. We all agree that you've pretty much been that since you rolled into town. Seth - you are important to us and you matter. Now go sit on the porch with Sol.
Momma's gotta go see Al about a horse.
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Date: 2004-09-21 09:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-22 06:09 am (UTC)And Seth is just a lawman at heart, he can't help it. It's partly a matter of how injustice just makes his stomach hurt and his fists clench, and partly, on some dark level, of how it aims him and focuses him and gives him a place to maybe sometimes use those fists. If Sol isn't there to save him.
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Date: 2004-09-22 09:02 am (UTC)Let's hear it for the whores with the hearts of gold, and for a show that isn't afraid to make them intelligent and complete characters. Joanie really blossomed as a fascinating character, IMHO.
The best moment, though, is when Al and the Chinaman are yelling cocksucker at each other, trying to communicate. That was fucking priceless.
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Date: 2004-09-22 03:19 pm (UTC)Line of the series:
"Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh."
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