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sisabet ([personal profile] sisabet) wrote2004-08-19 09:27 pm

Henry Fonda Is A Punk Ass Bitch and I do the Vid Meme

So I just finished watching that old Bette Davis movie "Jezebel" and I was gonna warn for spoilers and all, but ya know what? That movie has been out for 66 years. That is a lot of years. You could like double all the years I have been alive and then subtract them from 66 and you would still have enough years to be born and grow up old enough to watch this movie.

So no bitching I spoiled you about this movie. You have had 66 years. It isn't as if I said that Bette Davis was Darth Vader's father. OMIGOD - what if she was? I wish I had seen that movie...

So anyway - Ole Jezzie is a rich debutante in pre Civil War New Orleans and she wants her boyfriend played by Henry Fonda to be all up in the other dudes faces about her honor. I think she wants him to fight a duel. I kinda slept through this part, actually. So she wears this red dress and that is just not done and causes a scandal and as Lum always says - you just don't cross the Junior League. They will CUT YOU!

So her punk-ass man is all "Oh Jezebel, you *will* dance in that red dress and all will stand and mock you for being such a fucking Jezebel!" and she is all "Dude! It is like my fucking name and the title of the movie and what the fuck did you expect? I am played by Bette Davis - I need DRAMA!" and then he is all "Dance, bitch, dance!" and I start to get strangely turned on by Henry Fonda...

So anyway - after he goes dead sexy on her ass - she is all "I ain't sorry" and he is all "Bye, bitch!" and she is all "I don't care" and he is all "Well, then I will just go to New York and marry the most boringest woman I can find this side of Melanie Wilkes" and she is all "Oh you will? Well meet my new man BUCK!" and he is all "Fuck Buck - I am going to fight the yellow fever in New Orleans WITH MY BARE HANDS!" and she is all "Buck, fight Henry Fonda's even punk-assier brother for me cause I am all bored and pissed at that punk ass bitch Henry Fonda." and Buck is all "BOURBON! I LOVE BOURBON!" and The Punk Assier little brother is all "I will shoot you!" and Buck is all "No you won't" and Punk Assier is all "Yes I will" and Buck is all "No, listen this is stupid" and Punk Assier is all "BANG! Wahhhhh!! Buck's dead and it is all your fault Jezebel!" and instead of kicking Punk Assier in the nuts, Jezzie goes all wimptacular and goes with Punk Ass to live in a leper colony or something.

Now I do that meme that is floating around about vids that might exist one day. Cause I live to follow. Also I am depressed and cannot remember Friday.

Baby - Teen Imperials - SV - Clark is confused

Tiny Vessels - Deathcab for Cutie - SV - Lex Lies

Ring Them Bells - Bob Dylan - Kill Bill - Orphans, every last one of em

New York - Richard Ashcroft - Spiderman - Are you tuning in?

Silvio - Bob Dylan -AtS - Lindsey has to find out something only dead men know

That thing with Lum

Wonderboy - Tenacious D - AtS - Wes is Jack and Kyle is Angel and Young Nasty Man is ...well - he has powers COMPARABLE to Wonderboy!

Business - Eminem - AtS - Spike in a comic book "Looks like Batman, brought his own Robin"

Mission Temple Fireworks Stand - Paul Thorn - BtVS - cause I promised Lum

The Ocean - Peter Mulvey - BtVS - Riley came back to tell that "I have a good and I have an evil, I thought the ocean, the ocean thought nothing"

Jokerman - Bob Dylan - BtVS - Xander dances to the nightingale's tune. Also - eventually I will get at least one Dylan vid finished.

Give Me Five - Laura Love - Farscape - No idea what it is about but sounds just like Chianna

Disco Et Fais Do-Do - Bruce Daigrepont - Multi - TV I Have Loved (like Jacob)

The Weight - Marty Stuart and The Staple Singers - Firefly - Put the load right on me

Gin -n- Juice - Widespread Panic - FF - Just, trust me

Hashpipe - Weezer - The Butterfly Effect - All about Evan and Tommy. Or Lex and Clark. That one is still perking...

Kingsize -The Boo Radleys - SV - Lex is bitter

High As Monkeys - The Boo Radleys -SV- Clark is God, or at least is close

That Old Newstand on Hamilton Square - The Boo Radleys - SV- I am vidding The Boo Radleys to SV - okay!! Dammit! I WILL!! KHAAAAAAANNNNN!!!

Remedy - The Black Crowes - AtS - It works in my head

Everybody - Richard Ashcroft - WEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!

She Fucking Hates Me - Richard Cheese - Moonlighting

Weeping Willow - The Verve - Invisible Man - I NEED Season 2 Source that does not suck.

Angry Boy - Cree Summer - The X-Files - Mulder destroys Scully. I actually should do this one now or give [livejournal.com profile] tzikeh back her DVDs

Waltz Across Texas Tonight - Emmylou Harris - no idea what I will vid it to - just that I will.

Copperhead Road - Steve Earle - The Dukes of Hazzard - Cause I can. :)

God - I am not even halfway through. Stopping now. Must Sleep.

I still can't remember Friday.

ETA!! School Spirit - Kanye West - Higher Learning - "I feel a whoo coming on, cuz"
Undertow - REM - FF - Simon is drowning

God, this just won't stop. Make it stop. MUST STOP.

[identity profile] way2busymom.livejournal.com 2004-08-19 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmm....god I love that movie. Bette Davis & her big ol' fuck you to the damn matrons.

Have you considered putting your frenetic mind to vidding any Hitchcock film? Or is that just one of my weird ideas?

Nevermind.

NO MORE IDEAS!!!!

[identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com 2004-08-19 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
ARGHHH!!!! Make it stop!!!

Ask DNA!!! The Seatbelts!!! AtS!! Connor!!

What's up, sweetcakes? Who's hip anyway? Earth girls are easy! Whatcha gonna do, little buckaroo?

::whimpers::

AND MORE!!

[identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com 2004-08-19 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Crossroads - Bone Thugs In Harmony - AtS - the very *idea* makes me weep

Re: AND MORE!!

[identity profile] way2busymom.livejournal.com 2004-08-20 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
*passes kleenex & weeps along with you*

[identity profile] funkparadise.livejournal.com 2004-08-19 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Your telling of Jezebel was like gossiping about the neighbors. I was like "nah ah and then what?" through the whole thing.

And I've seen the movie. Hee.

Dude, [livejournal.com profile] way2busymom is right. You should totally vid some Hitchcock.

::drools at the thought::
ext_14312: (just touch me again)

[identity profile] linzeestyle.livejournal.com 2004-08-19 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Angry Boy - Cree Summer - The X-Files - Mulder destroys Scully. I actually should do this one now or give tzikeh back her DVDs

Yes, you should. You really should.

Actually, no. You know - you should make the "Tiny Vessles" one because I *had* to hear the song after you mentioned it, and now I love it, and have to buy the CD new because our used record store doesn't have it. So if you do not vid it, my CD-buying will be in vain.



Linzee
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[personal profile] heresluck 2004-08-19 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That Death Cab CD is SO GOOD!!! It is so good it makes me abuse caps lock and exclamation points in the same sentence! YOU MUST BUY IT!!!

And sisabet -- I get a huge kick out of seeing things on this list that I helped put there. Go me!
ext_2366: (by fer1213: Goldfly!)

[identity profile] sdwolfpup.livejournal.com 2004-08-20 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Woah, caps locks and exclamation points? *adds CD to list*
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[personal profile] heresluck 2004-08-21 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yes. The CD is so, so good.
ext_108: Jules from Psych saying "You guys are thinking about cupcakes, aren't you?" (smallville: lex)

[identity profile] liviapenn.livejournal.com 2004-08-19 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)

Dude, Wonderboy is a SMALLVILLE vid. Clark = Wonderboy, Lex = Young Nasty Man.

Can't you just see the shot of Lex *emoting* pure uncut woobiness? "How about the power.... to move you."

[identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com 2004-08-20 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Butthen who is the first-person narrator?

Sorry - but that is WES - asking "Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now."

Plus "High above the mucky-muck, castle made of sand, there sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly."

Obviously Angel.

And Young Nasty Man is Angelus - also he actually merges with Wonderboy to form a band the likes of which have never been seen!

Clark can't handle this song.

"There the crevasse! Fill it! With your mighty juuuuuiiicceeee!"
ext_108: Jules from Psych saying "You guys are thinking about cupcakes, aren't you?" (dc: ivy grows wild)

[identity profile] liviapenn.livejournal.com 2004-08-21 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Butthen who is the first-person narrator?

It's Lex! "Wonderboy... what is the secret of your power??" He wants Clark to take him away from it all!

Plus "High above the mucky-muck, castle made of sand, there sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly."

Clark in the loft!

C'mon, you know you wanna see Clark-doing-heat-vision for MIIIIIIND BULLETS!!! It's a classic.

No?

How about "Kyle Took A Bullet For Me?"

:D

[identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com 2004-08-21 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh I'll so do another D song for Clark and Lex. Too Bad "With Karate I'll Kick Your Ass" doesn't work - but hey! I'm unspoiled for S4. The *second* something fits - I'll vid it.

You broke the rules/Now I pull out all your pubic hair.
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[personal profile] permetaform 2004-08-19 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
EMINEM!!! You're vidding BUSINES!! ::TWIRLS!::

[identity profile] londonkds.livejournal.com 2004-08-20 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Don't know about Widespread Panic, but I've heard the Gourds' bluegrass version of "Gin and Juice" and, yeah, Firefly

eventually I will get at least one Dylan vid finished

"Things Have Changed" is S6 Buffy, as I hear it.

[identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com 2004-08-20 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Redqueen did a fantastic Angel vid to that song, so it is off limits.

Just downloaded it.

[identity profile] londonkds.livejournal.com 2004-08-21 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Very, very cool, thanks.

[identity profile] luluminion.livejournal.com 2004-08-20 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
The WP Gin and Juice vid MUST HAPPEN. Ohyesohyeshyes.

[identity profile] jackiekjono.livejournal.com 2004-08-20 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
But... Leader of the Pack?

sniff.

GAH!!!

[identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com 2004-08-20 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
You realize this is not even 70% of the vids I want to make - right??

::dies::

Okay then -

Leader of the Pack - The Shirelles(?? - can't remember for the life of me) - SV - Clark met Lex at the candy store...

Re: GAH!!!

[identity profile] jackiekjono.livejournal.com 2004-08-20 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
YAY!

I think it will be a while before I can complete this meme or write up a con report. I will be entering school year contracts like a mad fiend all weekend to make up for all of the time I didn't spend entering contracts while at Vividcon and out sick with post-con crud.

My unvidded list is very long indeed.

I can also feel guilty becuase I have made my dear mother sick.

[identity profile] tzikeh.livejournal.com 2004-08-20 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
TV I Have Loved (like Jacob)

Then it would be TV Have I Loved

Also don't forget that thing with me, and that *other* thing with me!

[identity profile] elynross.livejournal.com 2004-08-20 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Silvio - Bob Dylan -AtS - Lindsey has to find out something only dead men know

Aaaaa! AAAAAAAA!!!! It's on your list! Wheee!!! No pressure, mind you. It's enough to know that it's actually on your list. *g* And what a gorgeous list it is...

[identity profile] laurashapiro.livejournal.com 2004-08-20 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
What I love is that I've never heard any of these songs except the one you played for me. The suspense! I will have my mind blown, for it is all new and shiny!

Also: you should be a professional film critic.

[identity profile] desdema.livejournal.com 2004-08-20 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Angry Boy - Cree Summer - The X-Files - Mulder destroys Scully.

oh god, please! mulder destroying scully makes the best angst ever!

damn, now i'm missing xf fanfic. :(

[identity profile] wicked-dragon-x.livejournal.com 2004-08-23 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

*exhales*

Okay, I'm a bit of a fan -- in the, my-harddrive-is-dying-because-I-download-everything-you-make-and-watch-it-fifteen-times-a-day way. I know everyone has said this, but you got "Without Me" stuck in my head. "Cowboy", too. "Peacekeeper", also. "Closer", as well. And usually all of the songs mashed together into one big lump and then turned on endless repeat until gouging my brain out with a pen starts sounding good.

Er. Where was I?

Yes. A fan. I've been planning on commenting on your "Two Words" post (though all I have to say about it is "adgjhwds;oljkgd"). I've also been planning on commenting in a less embarrassing way -- you know, actually thinking out what I'm going to say, and then sound like a reasonable, mature human being, which is totally not working.

Because I melted into a squeeful puddle when I saw "Give Me Five" on that list. Laura Love. You know who Laura Love is. No one I know knows who Laura Love is. And I adore that song so much.

So. Yes. Er. I'm Erin, I came in from [livejournal.com profile] linzeems flist. I'm not even going to give an apology for how I'm acting because, quite frankly, I'm usually this hyper and shallow, and come on. You're sisabet. I mean, does anyone expect me to not squee?

... Okay, I'll just shut up now and scrape together any pride I might have left.