Hayfever meet Liz; Liz meet...Aw, forget It.

[sisabet]

Now we wheeze. We wheeze with winnowing wonder. Or something.

I want to stop sneezing long enough to thank everyone who participated, bidded, linked, pimped, discussed and otherwise helped support the first Auction to benefit Vividcon. I had a blast - I can't wait until the con (well actually, I can wait cause I have like 4 vids to make between now and then) - you guys are great. If you still want to support Vividcon in some way, supporting memberships are available at the website:

http://www.vividcon.com


Today started off fairly crappy. I overslept and as I was rushing to dry my hair I got a nosebleed. This is gross and normally I wouldn't post about fluids leaking from my body (much) but this actually improved my mood. I pretended I was late season 4 Scully and I practiced walking around my apartment with a long-suffering air, and aimed silent accusatory looks at the dog. It was brilliant. I just hope, by the time I get home tonight, that Sidwickian the Magnificent has not paid some schmoo to drill holes into his skull...One Mulder is enough.

Dude, can you imagine a animated series where Mulder is a dog? Oh! Or make if live-action like "Wishbone" - I love Wishbone. I think Mulder should be played by a Lab mix - maybe mixed with Catahoula Hound? Scully is obviously a loyal and wise Golden Retriever. Skinner is a German Shephard and Dogget is some sort of bird dog. Marita can be a cat. OH - Krycek as a dog...if Krycek was a dog, what kind of dog would he be? ..fuck dogs, he'd be a panther. Pretending to be a dog. Like in that one Looney Tunes cartoon where the wolf and the sheep-dog clock into work every day? And at the end of one short they keep unzipping disguises? That would be Krycek. He'd be a panther disguised a cute widdle puppy - a Beagle! Like Shiloh! Oh that evil, evil bastard! But he is oh so cute and cuddley. Damn - and the audience will not be expecting it, either. They'll all be in love with the sweet ittle Shiloh-ish dog and then WHAM! Out of the blue, they pull a fast one and he is EVAL! I can hear the gasps from here.

Maybe I should cut back on the antihistamines?

ETA: OH, OH, OH - The Alien Bounty Hunter is a Rottweiler
The Well Manicured Man is an Afghan Hound!!
CSM is an English Springer Spaniel!!!!!

::gasping::

Comments

[luminosity]

Krycek as a dog? He'd be a gay dog. That limped. With an attitude.

Spender's a mutt.
Fowley's a Doberman.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

I think she is trying not to make him a tripod dog.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Aren't all dogs kinda gay?

Fowley is such the doberman.

Frohike is a terrier. With behavior problems. He pees on the dining room table and blames it on Langley. Langley is a Maltese without the regular trips to the groomers. Byers is a retriever mix.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Byers is a retriever/rat terrier mix


Frohike is a Jack Russel Terrier. I'm glad I figured this out.

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Wait ... wasn't Mulder played as a labrador retriever?

::is confused::

[coffeeandink.livejournal.com]

Sisabet! Put down the antihistamines before someone gets hurt!

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

It's the bloodloss too!!!

::is blameless::

::practically a saint::

::glows the glow of martyred S4 Scully::

[coffeeandink.livejournal.com]

As long as it's not the glow of the ascended St. Cordelia, I guess that's okay.

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

No, that Glow requires Benadryl and there is no way I can take that and still function, so I think we are all safe.

[luminosity]

Benadryl and a stiff shot of Southern Comfort. That's *my* explanation anyway.

[falzalot.livejournal.com]

Or 3-4 of my invisible friend's margaritas... I swear, there are parts of Escapade that I still can't remember.

I was there, wasn't I?

:-> :->

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Well yeah - I totally saw you there.

[falzalot.livejournal.com]

Wow! You must've been invisible too!! :-> She's going with me to VVC this year, though, so we'll be able to foist her margaritas on more people.

Speaking of which, thank you SO MUCH for the CDs!!! I got home last night and found this wonderful package sitting on the kitchen table just waiting for me to rip it open. :-> And they work on my dvd player!! Yippie!!!

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Whoo HOO!!!!

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

::Picks up brain chunks::

::hands them back::

Agent X is more greyhound than Scully, I think. Greyhounds always seem to be such nervous animals.

[saifai.livejournal.com]

So sympathize over with the ::sneeze:: allergies.

Damnit, now you got this little animated film running through my head of X-files: The Doggy Conspiracy. And the X-files tune would be played by some orchestra hired by Disney.

[keswindhover.livejournal.com]

We have icon match! (Only mine is prettier of course, because mrmonkeybottoms loves me more.)

And Scully has the look of a borzoi about her:

http://www.wayfarer-borzoi.com/sirius2.jpg

See?

[truthseekersara.livejournal.com]

What a picture! I didn't realize Joe Camel came in dog form.

I have nothing else to say about this "Doggystyle" thread. This is weird, even for sisabet.

[mlyn.livejournal.com]

I pretended I was late season 4 Scully and I practiced walking around my apartment with a long-suffering air, and aimed silent accusatory looks at the dog.

*Rotf*

[redqueen6238.livejournal.com]

Dude, can you imagine a animated series where Mulder is a dog?

Yes, yes I can. You should really pitch this to a network somewhere. I'll send postcards and rent a billboard on wheels.

Spender would be one of those hairless dogs with perpetual asthma and bulging eyeballs and a neck too little for it's head. Skinner is a bulldog. A sweet bulldog. Totally agreeing that Scully is a golden retriever. I think Mulder might be Tramp, from "Lady and the Tramp" - but with less carefree pluck. Mulder's pluck is full of angst.

Remember Agent Pendrell? God, he would be the saddest dog ever. So sad you can't help but want to hug him...and hope he does't pee on you because he's over excited.

[janeeyre17.livejournal.com]

Whenever I think about or hear about nosebleeds the first thing that comes to mind is Scully.

And I really have to agree with your DogDoggett.

Words fail me

[geekturnedvamp.livejournal.com]

Re: Words fail me

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

OMIGOD!!! It is like this wonderful fantasy!!! Wishbone as Mulder! I love it.

Re: Words fail me

[geekturnedvamp.livejournal.com]

It's for you if you want it... And I thought I was completely lucid before I did this last night, but sometimes Photoshop is like drugs *g*.