Stargate Atlantis - Extreme Crack
This chat actually happened a while ago and I totally forgot about posting it until just now.
renenet was looking for a specific SGA fic and asked me and
just_eunice about it.
tzikeh was a totally innocent bystander.
Also - I feel compelled to mention that I actually haven't even read half of the stories I mention, but my flist is a wonderful and exciting place and AS SOON as I wrench my brain away from my current obsession (ie finish this FUCKING VID) I look forward to OH, SO SO MUCH. And?? Since this chat - all signs on my flist point to genderfuck being the next big thing in SGA! YAY!
sisabet: Renenet [except I used her real name], what SGA fic did you lose? Is this like my mythical lost story in that you may or may know what it is only if you see it again?
sisabet: did
astolat write it?
sisabet: was John a stripper? Cause I know that one
sisabet: was there tentacle porn? Was anyone blind? Did the aliens make them NOT have sex?
sisabet: Was there sex pollen that made them gay?
sisabet: Did Rodney cry? Was John a psychokiller? Did anyone have anyone else's baby?
sisabet: was it an AU set in Atlanta and they get caught in a traffic jam and Rodney has diarheaa?
tzikeh: ...
sisabet: were there unicorns?
tzikeh: ...!
sisabet: Tzikeh - SGA is a very specific fandom
tzikeh: O.o
sisabet: we can obviously narrow this down
sisabet: Did John have to pretend to be Rodney's sex slave?
renenet: ;lakdjflaksdjflksdjf;laskdfj, Liz
renenet: now that one doesn't narrow much down
sisabet: Did John have to get fucked in public for goods from a neighboring society?
renenet: that either
sisabet: actually yeah
sisabet: there are like...
renenet: I think those were challenges
sisabet: there is an entire archive of those stories
renenet: also? this fandom is on CRACK
eunice: isn't it wonderful? :)
sisabet: Are John and Rodney trapped in a marriage of convience?
sisabet: Does Rodney have to threaten to blow up other planets to get his way?
sisabet: Does Atlantis take over and wire into John's brain?
* renenet chokes laughing
sisabet: Is there a lamp?
renenet: I love that lamp!
sisabet: that is a very special lamp
renenet: magical teleporting gay-making lamp!
sisabet: Do John and Rodney have hawt Antartica sex?
renenet: oh, I was just re-reading that fic on the way home from work
sisabet: I love that story
renenet: shit! looking for my story I keep getting sucked into other stories
sisabet: Does Starbuck get transferred to the Pegasus Galaxy and does John HATE HER?
renenet: which is not a bad way to go, actually, since I think I was just looking for my bookmark in order to read something good
renenet: it's not a crossover
renenet: I think John would like Starbuck
renenet: I mean, they wouldn't get along, but...
sisabet: umm... even so...have you SEEN the Starbuck story?
renenet: no
sisabet: Yes - see that is the beauty of it
sisabet: John WOULD like Starbuck...at first
sisabet: but see
sisabet: she is better at everything
renenet: oh, insecurity
renenet: yeah, she would out-John John
sisabet: and she has a bigger problem with authority than he does
renenet: and she'd be a better pilot
sisabet: she is his worst punishment
sisabet: AND
renenet: she's him only more so
sisabet: Starbuck has a scientist thing
renenet: shit, yeah
sisabet: so she will ping right on Rodney
sisabet: and Rodney's social issues won't mean shit to her
sisabet: SO
eunice: someone really needs to write this story
renenet: oh, is this not an actual story Liz is describing?
sisabet: John will not want to hate her
sisabet: and try not to hate her
sisabet: but he will so hate her
renenet: it didn't involve Fantasy Island, so I didn't realize it was Liz plot
eunice: Renenet...no, sadly. it only exists in Liz's head
sisabet: Renenet, I am waiting for it to be written
eunice: but it SHOULD exist
eunice: because it's *perfect*
sisabet: I think it will Eunice
renenet: you should post that outline there
sisabet: if we eat right and exercise and pray really really hard...
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Also - I feel compelled to mention that I actually haven't even read half of the stories I mention, but my flist is a wonderful and exciting place and AS SOON as I wrench my brain away from my current obsession (ie finish this FUCKING VID) I look forward to OH, SO SO MUCH. And?? Since this chat - all signs on my flist point to genderfuck being the next big thing in SGA! YAY!
sisabet: Renenet [except I used her real name], what SGA fic did you lose? Is this like my mythical lost story in that you may or may know what it is only if you see it again?
sisabet: did
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sisabet: was John a stripper? Cause I know that one
sisabet: was there tentacle porn? Was anyone blind? Did the aliens make them NOT have sex?
sisabet: Was there sex pollen that made them gay?
sisabet: Did Rodney cry? Was John a psychokiller? Did anyone have anyone else's baby?
sisabet: was it an AU set in Atlanta and they get caught in a traffic jam and Rodney has diarheaa?
tzikeh: ...
sisabet: were there unicorns?
tzikeh: ...!
sisabet: Tzikeh - SGA is a very specific fandom
tzikeh: O.o
sisabet: we can obviously narrow this down
sisabet: Did John have to pretend to be Rodney's sex slave?
renenet: ;lakdjflaksdjflksdjf;laskdfj, Liz
renenet: now that one doesn't narrow much down
sisabet: Did John have to get fucked in public for goods from a neighboring society?
renenet: that either
sisabet: actually yeah
sisabet: there are like...
renenet: I think those were challenges
sisabet: there is an entire archive of those stories
renenet: also? this fandom is on CRACK
eunice: isn't it wonderful? :)
sisabet: Are John and Rodney trapped in a marriage of convience?
sisabet: Does Rodney have to threaten to blow up other planets to get his way?
sisabet: Does Atlantis take over and wire into John's brain?
* renenet chokes laughing
sisabet: Is there a lamp?
renenet: I love that lamp!
sisabet: that is a very special lamp
renenet: magical teleporting gay-making lamp!
sisabet: Do John and Rodney have hawt Antartica sex?
renenet: oh, I was just re-reading that fic on the way home from work
sisabet: I love that story
renenet: shit! looking for my story I keep getting sucked into other stories
sisabet: Does Starbuck get transferred to the Pegasus Galaxy and does John HATE HER?
renenet: which is not a bad way to go, actually, since I think I was just looking for my bookmark in order to read something good
renenet: it's not a crossover
renenet: I think John would like Starbuck
renenet: I mean, they wouldn't get along, but...
sisabet: umm... even so...have you SEEN the Starbuck story?
renenet: no
sisabet: Yes - see that is the beauty of it
sisabet: John WOULD like Starbuck...at first
sisabet: but see
sisabet: she is better at everything
renenet: oh, insecurity
renenet: yeah, she would out-John John
sisabet: and she has a bigger problem with authority than he does
renenet: and she'd be a better pilot
sisabet: she is his worst punishment
sisabet: AND
renenet: she's him only more so
sisabet: Starbuck has a scientist thing
renenet: shit, yeah
sisabet: so she will ping right on Rodney
sisabet: and Rodney's social issues won't mean shit to her
sisabet: SO
eunice: someone really needs to write this story
renenet: oh, is this not an actual story Liz is describing?
sisabet: John will not want to hate her
sisabet: and try not to hate her
sisabet: but he will so hate her
renenet: it didn't involve Fantasy Island, so I didn't realize it was Liz plot
eunice: Renenet...no, sadly. it only exists in Liz's head
sisabet: Renenet, I am waiting for it to be written
eunice: but it SHOULD exist
eunice: because it's *perfect*
sisabet: I think it will Eunice
renenet: you should post that outline there
sisabet: if we eat right and exercise and pray really really hard...
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I either afraid or horribly pleased that I know, like, EVERY SINGLE FIC you just referred to.
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And she is so, so hot.
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In conclusion, threesome.
Yis.
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Omg, could you please refer me to 'John and Rodney have hawt Antartica sex' fic??
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Thanks!!