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sisabet ([personal profile] sisabet) wrote2005-06-29 01:08 pm

Dorktastic! The Story of Sisabet

So I have been tagged by [livejournal.com profile] tzikeh to list five reasons that I am a dork. I think just linking to my five past LJ entries, while appropriate, would be cheating. So I shall meme away!

Top Five Dorkitude Moments In My Life

1. I not only purchased the "Josie and the Pussycats" soundtrack - I loved it. Yeah. That's right. You heard me. I am a punk rock prom queen! Sing it!

2. I apologize to dogs/cats/small animals when I trip over them. That is actually not dorky - that is just polite. I also tell them "excuse me" when I walk past them in hallways. If I walk into a wall (happens fairly frequently) I will say "excuse me" to the wall. If I sneeze? I will say "Bless me" cause I am kinda used to people not being around and I MUST BE BLESSED AFTER SNEEZING!

3. To decorate my new apartment (what was my new apartment), I ended up framing a bunch of comic books that I liked. Mostly Superman, but I did frame the Batman issue where Bane is breaking Batman's back over his knee, despite the fact that the Knightfall series is what drove me away from comic books for over ten years.

4. I can say things like "despite the fact that the Knightfall series is what drove me away from comic books for over ten years."

5. So like - I watched Due South. Well the first 3 seasons and The Call of the Wild. And the entire story of me ordering and getting the series is a lesson in Dorkdom but not one that belongs here. That should be its own post (and I *have* to figure out a way to get my hands on season 4, and I am trusting in my dorkness to lead the way). No the thing that makes me a big ole dork is that the hottest thing I have seen in the series is not Buddy Breathing (although I appreciate the classics. That is right up there. I did appreciate that entire sequence). It is not even Vecchio with the belt (although - hot like whoa).

No, the hottest thing I have yet to see, in fact one of the hottest things I have ever seen, period, was Benton Fraser in church. Yes. Pretty man wearing blue singing in the choir. Yowsa. My mother's imprinting apparently took and I just didn't realize for thirty years but that scene makes me weak in the knees.

Because I am a big Dork.

I now tag [livejournal.com profile] heres_luck, [livejournal.com profile] renenet, [livejournal.com profile] kadymae, [livejournal.com profile] laurashapiro (cause she is bored and needs something to do) and former birthday girl and all-around-Lex-Dork, [livejournal.com profile] linzeems for this meme.
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[identity profile] miss-tress.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*gives you a big fellow dork hug*

I also own the soundtrack for 'Josie and the Pussycats' and I listen to it on a regular basis. I have also been known to dance around the living room and sing along to it.
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[identity profile] coffeeandink.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
1. ME TOO! And I like it! Not in the ironic way you are supposed to like the Du Jour tracks, which actually do nothing for me. I like the girl singer tracks. They remind me of my favorite songs in high school. I have them on my iPod.

2. would be me except that I avoid small animals too much to trip over them. I do, however, apologize to inanimate objects when I bang into them.

[identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! A small part of me still longs to vid Spike POV to "Why Can't You Just Pretend to be Nice" because if ever a song was about the inner Spike - that song is it.

You! You are with me in Dorkness.
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[identity profile] coffeeandink.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, sometimes I buy movie soundtracks if I like the performers regardless of whether I like or have even seen the movie. People seem to find this strange.
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[personal profile] luminosity 2005-06-29 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I tend to cuss out inanimate objects for *daring* to be in my way, but if it has a face, I apologize. This means, though, that I did say I was sorry to N's pen-and-ink self portrait when I knocked it over the other day when Liza and I were cleaning out the back room.

Dork? I think so. Also? I have a Word document icon. How dorky is THAT?

[identity profile] mcfeste.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it shareable, by the way? Because my dorkiness is crushing on your dorkiness.
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[personal profile] luminosity 2005-06-29 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
sure! Feel free! here's another one!

[identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
See - I was so gonna call you on that and say not only do you have a Word document icon - you have TWO!

[identity profile] mcfeste.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
omfg that is genius. *mwah*

[identity profile] mcfeste.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
also - to whom should i credit the first one?
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[personal profile] luminosity 2005-06-29 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
The first one is something I took from Something Awful and downsized. So, Something Awful! The second one? I've had it for so long that I forgot where I got it.

[identity profile] mpoetess.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
If I sneeze? I will say "Bless me" cause I am kinda used to people not being around and I MUST BE BLESSED AFTER SNEEZING!

Yes. Well, I say 'Gesundheit' because I grew up with a family who for whatever reason did not say 'Bless you' for sneezes, but yes.

[identity profile] laurashapiro.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeek. I've been worried someone would tag me with this. *g*

Could someone maybe offer a good definition of "dork" before I comply? I'm not sure that my "dork" is the same as your "dork", ya know? Like, how is "dorky" different from "geeky"? How is it different from "fannish", for that matter?

[identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It isn't! That is the great thing about dorkness - it is like, everything that makes us who we are.

I could have just described Five Things I Thought About Today and that would have worked.

[identity profile] renenet.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I suspect that this response, while true and adorably Liz-like, is not helping Laura one bit. ;) Although I do think that overanalyzing the taxonomy of dorkitude may be a sign of dorkiness.

That said (*g*), my response to Laura's question would be that I think "dorky" and "geeky" can be used fairly interchangeably in many contexts, except that "geeky" is also frequently used to describe particularly focused or directed behaviors, i.e. you're a computer geek, a musical theater geek, etc., that have become codified in our understanding. We know what it means to be a particular type of geek. Similarly, we know what it means to be "fannish" about something. And those behaviors can be taken fairly seriously. But "dorky" seems to enter the picture during self-aware moments when we realize that spending twelve hours a day for two weeks painting tiny plastic figurines in colors that match the descriptions of characters' clothes in a series of fantasy novels and getting into a heated argument about how shades of blue reflect character motivations is, on some core level, a fundamentally *ridiculous* set of behaviors and we pause to laugh at ourselves...or at least smile ruefully as we vow never to share paint tubes again with anyone who doesn't pass an ideological screening. "Dorky" (or the more general use of "geeky") is the underlying quality of personality that leads us to these behaviors. The dorky list items, therefore, tend to be examples that express this underlying quality in a way that...well, if we were talking about fiction, we'd say it's stuff that reveals character rather than simply advances plot or describes surroundings. And the character that is revealed should be, well...ridiculous and/or obsessive and kind of endearing.

And if I'm not making any sense then what else is new? Anyway, that's my attempt at a descriptive (rather than a prescriptive) delineation of meaning(s). As such it is necessarily incomplete (if not wholly YMMV).

[identity profile] laurashapiro.livejournal.com 2005-06-30 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I see. So it's Dork Chic, is it? Or perhaps Dork Pride? I guess I can handle that.

I could have just described Five Things I Thought About Today and that would have worked.

I know exactly what you mean.

Off to meme...
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[identity profile] sdwolfpup.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I say "bless you" to my pets whenever they sneeze. Or any animal that I'm around and hear sneeze. It's only polite.

[identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't believe the Finger Guns didn't make your list.
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[identity profile] sdwolfpup.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Doesn't everybody make Finger Guns at that part though? How can you not? It's instinctual.

[identity profile] movies-michelle.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)

5. I am actually there with you. He's so pretty. And then when he's in the confessional in "Victoria's Secret." And also when he is all scarred up and sitting in the lunchroom after Zuko's thugs beat the crap out of him in "The Deal." (Which has nothing to do with Fraser in church, but everything to do with him being pretty.)

Though Vecchio...belt...mmm...

[identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
The BELT!! Gah. I had a moment. Hell, I am having a moment now. See, I liked him before that scene, but then with the belt and the wrapping and the intensity and the blood. Ooooohh. I get all shivery.

But Fraser is extremely, other worldly, pretty. And I have defenses for that, I do - when I need them. I can still look at him and maintain normal functions and breathe and all that but put his ass in a choir and I am dying.

Hey! The choir and the belt are both from the same episode. That was a really great episode. I need to watch it again.

[identity profile] movies-michelle.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)

It was an excellent episode. I think my favorite part of that scene with Ray and Zuko is not just the repressed anger (always nice) and the belt, but the fact that he's scared shitless throughout. And he still does it. Too. Hot.

Fraser is indeed, extremely pretty. And fucked up. Which is my favorite combo, really. (Although I always watch when he starts to cry in "Victoria's Secret," with all the candles around him and everything and he's falling apart, and think, "Mmmm, forearms." I am, perhaps, focused too much on the wrong things sometimes.

[identity profile] renenet.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm too tired to remember the ways in which I am a dork. Well, not all at once. I can remember the expression on h.l's face and the tone in her voice as she turns to me (quite regularly) and says "you dork!" but it's contextless. I'm so at home in my dorkiness that it is invisible! I'm such a dork that I can't be busy and think at the same time! I'll get back to you next week.

[identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh - there is no due date. Feel free to wallow and bask in the invisi-dorkness as long as necessary.

[identity profile] kimera.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Season Four of dS will supposedly be out in September.

Translated, this means spring of 2006. Or possibly summer.

[identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
And then one day it will just magically show up at Best Buy for $20.

Not that I am bitter.

[identity profile] kimera.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee.

Although it makes me wonder- we have a Best Buy here now (well, not here-here, but on the mainland, close to my parent's place. and i still don't understand why it's even there in the first place, since future shop and best buy are owned by the same parent company)- I wonder if the cheap sets will be there.

Wow, my parenthetical statement was longer than my actual statement.
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Nice

[identity profile] kimberlyfdr.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think framing comic books is dorky, I think it's ingenious. I wanna do that now!

[identity profile] dualbunny.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooo, which Superman comics? I must know so I can imagine the coolness more properly. I mean, dorkyness. Yeah. Dorkyness.

[identity profile] fox1013.livejournal.com 2005-06-29 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
If you vidded to the Josie soundtrack (which I, too, love completely unironically), I might die of squee.

Seriously. DEAD. And it would be worth it.
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[identity profile] linzeestyle.livejournal.com 2005-06-30 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, man, I do number two. All the time. I say "bless me" even when there's a crowd of people around because I'm so used to their not being, and I always say "excuse me" and "sorry" if I need to get around or bump into animals. Even when I'm driving in my car and I upset the quail that live on our corner by startling them with my car, which admittedly with it's bobby antenna and it's shiny silver paint must look like some sort of horrible heathen Quail God come to take them all away from their angle.

Linzee
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[identity profile] mlyn.livejournal.com 2005-07-06 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, I knew searching your most recent twenty entries for "due South" would turn up something I'd missed.

You want S4? [livejournal.com profile] cranberryink gifted me with most of the set a few months ago, and then in June I finished downloading AVIs of the rest of the S4 episodes and all of S3. I'd be happy to send you disks. They're not DVD-playable, but you're a vidder...you can figure something out. (And if you can MAKE them DVD-playable, I'll pay you money to make me a set in return. *G*!!)

[identity profile] sisabet.livejournal.com 2005-07-06 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I can totally make anything AVI DVD playable! And if you can get me the source I do not have I will love you forever and there will be vids! I promise vids! Lots of them. Or at least one - but vids!

OMG! I am so excited. You have made a bitter and tired and sad vidder so very very happy! YAY!!

Please email me at sisabet at yahoo dot com!! WHEE!
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[identity profile] mlyn.livejournal.com 2005-07-06 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Email sent! I'm happy to help, especially if there will be vids. Can I make requests? *G*