you should sue somebody about that, yo. I mean, it's America and somebody would totally take that case for you.

I know! and the hospital food! what is that. (although the last time I was in the hospital for an extended period of time was ten years ago and they didn't allow me solid food. I got juice and non-caffinated soda. I was so pissed.) although from the one time I remember eating MREs (my grandfather was a marine colonel), they aren't terrible.

I bet John likes them, too. He just won't admit it.