I have a Platonic Sisabet. I bet she has really good posture!

My voice is rather disappointing, I'm afraid, but I do think one of the plusses of my writing is that I do sound like I write. Kinda. Just hick everything up and then coat it with a faux drawl that I developed somewhere between Louisana and Tennessee and shake it all up with the fact that when I get excited all rules of grammar fly out the window as does the ability to form complete sentences. Really - it all depends on hand-waving at that point.