2. Someone needs to write House/Wilson comfort fic RIGHT NOW BEFORE I EXPLODE!

Have you read astolat's House fics (http://www.intimations.org/fanfic/#house)? Although, now I think of it, they're both relatively light and humorous. I *know* I have a long h/c bookmarked at home involving a smallpox epidemic. If you haven't read it yet, I'll get you the link when I go home for lunch.