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Smallville (I'll Edit In the Title When I Figure out what it is) and Child of Geoff
So I am watching Smallville and I gotta tell you -- this is what happens when you only have abstinence programs in school.
Scenes from my living Room:
Me: Wow, he really is a Big Dumb Alien. I mean really.
The Boy: How is he supposed to save the world?
Me: I'm beginning to think that maybe Future Lex has a point.
Later
The Boy: I still think they are married in the eyes of God.
Me: Are you sure? I don't think God will even claim Clark at this point. "Child of God, eh, no. My brother made him!"
The Boy: Yes! Geoff - brother of God. Clark Kent is a child of Geoff.
Me: Yes. Geoff is God's stoner brother who lives in the basement. All he makes are Big Dumb Aliens that blow up their planets. But hey! At least they are pretty.
Scenes from my living Room:
Me: Wow, he really is a Big Dumb Alien. I mean really.
The Boy: How is he supposed to save the world?
Me: I'm beginning to think that maybe Future Lex has a point.
Later
The Boy: I still think they are married in the eyes of God.
Me: Are you sure? I don't think God will even claim Clark at this point. "Child of God, eh, no. My brother made him!"
The Boy: Yes! Geoff - brother of God. Clark Kent is a child of Geoff.
Me: Yes. Geoff is God's stoner brother who lives in the basement. All he makes are Big Dumb Aliens that blow up their planets. But hey! At least they are pretty.