Of course Darien talks in the Pilot of "a bottleneck at the federal pen." I don't see any federal penitentiaries in Bakersfield. Of course, I am not a lawyer and I don't live in California, so I have no idea how one gets sentenced in San Diego Municipal Court to go to the federal pen. Not that I see a federal pen in Bakersfield, anyway.

How do you want to wank it, honey? I'll help. I'm looking for the closest federal penitentiary.