Midnight Corrections

[sisabet]

Damn - this actually woke me up.

Bo Duke is wrong. The cows *will* feed themselves. That is the wonderful thing about cows and pasture. They pretty much have a handle on what to do.

Now - yeah - if you have calves en masse that are not weaned and you have then away from mamma - then you have to give them bottles. I loved that when I was a kid, actually. Also - you do sometimes put out hay in the winter - depends. But cows will feed themselves.

And again. This got me out of *bed*

Watch Smallville with my father and he will eventually make a small disapproving noise and say something along the lines of "The farm really just fell apart when Jessie died, didn't it?"

See - this shit is genetic.

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And now I go back to bed where I will try to not think about the fact that the Kent's cows change type from episode to episode and really and truly that is not a dairy farm and why would they forget that and try to make it one and omigod I need to vid.

Comments

[piper47.livejournal.com]

Coming from the person who had a dream about Spike as the "Peguin King". You aren't creditible and don't count when it comes to cows. Cows are normal for you at this point. ;)

[linzeestyle.livejournal.com]

*MUSHROOM* penguins. The mushroom part makes all the difference.

Linzee

[piper47.livejournal.com]

My bad! Mushroom Penguin King.... and they were trying to eat you right? Or something...

[linzeestyle.livejournal.com]

No no, the dolphins with feet in the kiddy pool were trying to eat me. The mushroom penguins just *bit.* Hard. Spike didn't do much of anything though, actually...other than wear the crown.

Linzee

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Oh

My

God


And the sad thing about all of this is that I *know* no recreational drugs were harmed in the making of Spike the Mad Mushroom Penguin King. Go to sleep!

Or there may be a death cow with your name on it. Don't look at me - Lauren started all this. I was just commenting on cows. Y'all brought up Besse-With-A-Vengeance.

[linzeestyle.livejournal.com]

See, that is the least of it. I didn't even mention the fact that in my dream, the mushroom penguins appeared when small gingerbread houses would sprout up overnight in our lawn - like wild mushrooms. And out of the gingerbread houses would come these little penguins, who would then bite. Hard. In the dream it was rather scary - I think they might have had mushroom-penguin rabies. Or been vampiric, which would explain why Spike was their king.

Y'all brought up Besse-With-A-Vengeance.

Well really - I would think this is the kind of thing BoDuke has to worry about all the time. I mean, sure on normal farms airborn bovine are not something you have to worry about, but with BoDuke - cuz I mean, if his kid occasionally floats out of his bed and into the sky at night with no warning...can the cattle be far behind?

Linzee

[piper47.livejournal.com]

::snickers::

I... hehe...

I can't be any more constructive than that.

[linzeestyle.livejournal.com]

Ah, come on, you know he's thought about it. Really...one helping of krypto-mutated hay and suddenly BoDuke will have cows flying all over the place. And if you think cows are hard to herd now, well wait until they're airborne.

Linzee