Midnight Corrections

[sisabet]

Damn - this actually woke me up.

Bo Duke is wrong. The cows *will* feed themselves. That is the wonderful thing about cows and pasture. They pretty much have a handle on what to do.

Now - yeah - if you have calves en masse that are not weaned and you have then away from mamma - then you have to give them bottles. I loved that when I was a kid, actually. Also - you do sometimes put out hay in the winter - depends. But cows will feed themselves.

And again. This got me out of *bed*

Watch Smallville with my father and he will eventually make a small disapproving noise and say something along the lines of "The farm really just fell apart when Jessie died, didn't it?"

See - this shit is genetic.

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And now I go back to bed where I will try to not think about the fact that the Kent's cows change type from episode to episode and really and truly that is not a dairy farm and why would they forget that and try to make it one and omigod I need to vid.

Comments

[linzeestyle.livejournal.com]

Cows are very worrysome. I often lie awake at night worrying about cows.

Actually, it was only that once and I had a fever and watched "Rain King." And I was more worried that they'd fall through the sky and kill me than I was that they wouldn't feed themselves. But still.

Linzee

[bailunrui.livejournal.com]

But did they fly through the air due to the weather phenomenon that you conjured due to your love interest being oblivious to your advances? That is the question. You would have only brought your cow death on yourself, you see.

*needs sleep*

[linzeestyle.livejournal.com]

No no, see - I would have been the victim here. I can't be responsible for what our weatherman flings through the air - cows, chickens, large colorfully dressed women named Mildred - it's not my fault! I was just reading reports...

*g*

Linzee

[piper47.livejournal.com]

Coming from the person who had a dream about Spike as the "Peguin King". You aren't creditible and don't count when it comes to cows. Cows are normal for you at this point. ;)

[linzeestyle.livejournal.com]

*MUSHROOM* penguins. The mushroom part makes all the difference.

Linzee

[piper47.livejournal.com]

My bad! Mushroom Penguin King.... and they were trying to eat you right? Or something...

[linzeestyle.livejournal.com]

No no, the dolphins with feet in the kiddy pool were trying to eat me. The mushroom penguins just *bit.* Hard. Spike didn't do much of anything though, actually...other than wear the crown.

Linzee

[sisabet.livejournal.com]

Oh

My

God


And the sad thing about all of this is that I *know* no recreational drugs were harmed in the making of Spike the Mad Mushroom Penguin King. Go to sleep!

Or there may be a death cow with your name on it. Don't look at me - Lauren started all this. I was just commenting on cows. Y'all brought up Besse-With-A-Vengeance.

[linzeestyle.livejournal.com]

See, that is the least of it. I didn't even mention the fact that in my dream, the mushroom penguins appeared when small gingerbread houses would sprout up overnight in our lawn - like wild mushrooms. And out of the gingerbread houses would come these little penguins, who would then bite. Hard. In the dream it was rather scary - I think they might have had mushroom-penguin rabies. Or been vampiric, which would explain why Spike was their king.

Y'all brought up Besse-With-A-Vengeance.

Well really - I would think this is the kind of thing BoDuke has to worry about all the time. I mean, sure on normal farms airborn bovine are not something you have to worry about, but with BoDuke - cuz I mean, if his kid occasionally floats out of his bed and into the sky at night with no warning...can the cattle be far behind?

Linzee

[piper47.livejournal.com]

::snickers::

I... hehe...

I can't be any more constructive than that.

[linzeestyle.livejournal.com]

Ah, come on, you know he's thought about it. Really...one helping of krypto-mutated hay and suddenly BoDuke will have cows flying all over the place. And if you think cows are hard to herd now, well wait until they're airborne.

Linzee