See, that is the least of it. I didn't even mention the fact that in my dream, the mushroom penguins appeared when small gingerbread houses would sprout up overnight in our lawn - like wild mushrooms. And out of the gingerbread houses would come these little penguins, who would then bite. Hard. In the dream it was rather scary - I think they might have had mushroom-penguin rabies. Or been vampiric, which would explain why Spike was their king.

Y'all brought up Besse-With-A-Vengeance.

Well really - I would think this is the kind of thing BoDuke has to worry about all the time. I mean, sure on normal farms airborn bovine are not something you have to worry about, but with BoDuke - cuz I mean, if his kid occasionally floats out of his bed and into the sky at night with no warning...can the cattle be far behind?

Linzee