Thoughts After Watching Complete Run of Deadwood
Man. Just. With the. And then. And. Man.
Wow.
If they ran the second season and just called it "The Al Show" I swear I would fucking watch it. Cocksuckers.
Or they could call it "Alma and the Whores."
Wow. So when does Season 2 start - cause I might have to get HBO.
Episode 11-12 could also be called "When Sol and Seth decided to fuck some girls"
Aww - they are trying to separate. Boys, boys, boys - that would just be unwise. Trust me.
Still - Seth finds Sol fucking Trixie and he makes a beeline for Al's and hits the liquor hard. Then he has to apologize to Sol for being an ass - Sol has to keep Seth from killing Alma's daddy and then Seth is so outta sorts he decides to sleep with Alma and be the town's sheriff.
Who's your daddy, now?
Poor Seth - darlin' if you walk around town looking like the sheriff and talking like the sheriff and acting like the sheriff and saying "Now y'all - I don't want to be the sheriff" no one is gonna ever fucking believe you. Cocksucker.
I mean - every year I am like - "oh, don't worry about my birthday and don't make a fuss and why I don't need any gifts at all, it just isn't important" and hell I don't mean it. I want a people to make a fuss and gimme presents and I'm all passive-aggressively hurt when they don't, so Seth baby - I hear you. I understand where you are coming from and I am here to tell you that of course we want you to be Prom Queen - I mean Sheriff. We all agree that you've pretty much been that since you rolled into town. Seth - you are important to us and you matter. Now go sit on the porch with Sol.
Momma's gotta go see Al about a horse.
Wow.
If they ran the second season and just called it "The Al Show" I swear I would fucking watch it. Cocksuckers.
Or they could call it "Alma and the Whores."
Wow. So when does Season 2 start - cause I might have to get HBO.
Episode 11-12 could also be called "When Sol and Seth decided to fuck some girls"
Aww - they are trying to separate. Boys, boys, boys - that would just be unwise. Trust me.
Still - Seth finds Sol fucking Trixie and he makes a beeline for Al's and hits the liquor hard. Then he has to apologize to Sol for being an ass - Sol has to keep Seth from killing Alma's daddy and then Seth is so outta sorts he decides to sleep with Alma and be the town's sheriff.
Who's your daddy, now?
Poor Seth - darlin' if you walk around town looking like the sheriff and talking like the sheriff and acting like the sheriff and saying "Now y'all - I don't want to be the sheriff" no one is gonna ever fucking believe you. Cocksucker.
I mean - every year I am like - "oh, don't worry about my birthday and don't make a fuss and why I don't need any gifts at all, it just isn't important" and hell I don't mean it. I want a people to make a fuss and gimme presents and I'm all passive-aggressively hurt when they don't, so Seth baby - I hear you. I understand where you are coming from and I am here to tell you that of course we want you to be Prom Queen - I mean Sheriff. We all agree that you've pretty much been that since you rolled into town. Seth - you are important to us and you matter. Now go sit on the porch with Sol.
Momma's gotta go see Al about a horse.
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I would be a lot more pissed if the reason I had no power had any other cause besides I forgot to pay the bill. Again.
That and I can no longer check LJ at work has put me in a foulish mood. Please come cheer me up.
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Apple dumpling? The hell? Whatever. The crack makes me sleepy and incoherent. Or is that the lack of sleep and/or oxygen? But you are my sweet little apple dumpling. Actually, I think you're my sweet little apple dumplin'. Now that that's settled...
After the incident when my phone got turned off because I couldn't be bothered to pay the bill, I put the electricity on automatic withdrawal from my bank account. I could do this online without having to print out any form to mail in. (The form would have been the death knell.)
Right now I am so fucking tired (cocksuckers!) that I don't want to leave my apartment, let alone the state, but I'll regroup during the day tomorrow and see what the possibilities are.
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And I like being your little apple dumplin' - especially since I really like apple dumplings period - actually, I've never met a dumpling I didn't like and now I am hungry.
OH - YES - We will have Dawn feed us this weekend! It'll be swell - we shall go to Lelia'a and Ramseys and maybe I Ching and I think Dawn should probably be allowed to pick being as I think she should pay.
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All attempts to get out of work on Monday have utterly failed.
I was a fool a hope. I should have known I would never be able to escape Al. ::lays pride down on bedside table::
::misses my little apple dumplin'::