Yeah-it's a stretch and a big ole' AU thing for Brian & Justin... but at least there is the fall-back of Brian 'ordering' boys and paying on at least one occassion for a hustler to set up Brian as a person who would use the services of a hustler.

Lex? nope- don't see anything (that I know of) from canon to set up Lex as the kind of guy who would pay for the services of a hustler or prostitute- male or female. And Clark?? yeah- even if his powers were stripped (hmmmmm, Clark stripped....) don't see him as contender to turn to hustling his ass for money.


Now- the QAF sub-genre of Justin as cat burglar could translate well to Smallville with Clark the cat burglar who only robs from the rich & mean...