And on the fourth day, the Lord Spake unto them and he said, "Verily, I have given thee many things and I have taken many things but know ye this: When Justin cries, Brian shall grow." And the people heard this and knew it to be good. And so it shall was and ever shall be.

Maybe we should write a fic where we nail Justin to a cross? I'm thinking The Passion of the Christ - only sexier.