It is true. I am, in fact, the real sisabet. sisabet is not sisabet. I understand that this can be confusing to people such as yourself, Anonymous, who are functionally retarded.

I would also like to point out that sisabet, who is not me, is logging the IP addresses of fuctionally retarded anonymous posters, who are you. And if sisabet, who is not me, would post this information for me, I, notsisabet, who is sisabet, would find you, Anonymous, who is functionally retarded.