Why do you read my journal? I really don't understand what this is about . Your lack of punctuation and total disregard for capitalization of any kind makes me want to believe that I have probably never dated you in real-life so that this isn't personal in the least - but the fact of the matter is - I have dated some real bone-heads, so maybe this is payback for some slight. If so - I am not actually me - the girl you want is called notsisabet and you should go make her pay for being such a bitch to you. See - it is ironic that notsisabet is the real sisabet. Me? I'm not real. Just a computer simulation.

If I (or rather notsisabet, since I do not exist outside of a computer matrix) haven't shit on you in real life, then why do you even care about my LJ/life/fannish activities? Seriously, I am very curious about your motivations.